I was looking for alternatives to Slashdot when I stumbled across the Slashdot Story Generator.

If you are looking for alternatives to Slashdot as well, I suggest you visit this “Quit Slashdot.org Today!” page.

This is the funniest article I have read in a long time. Evidently a crotchety old man in Virginia was pissed off at the state, and decided to dump his trash on public land.