For the nine millionth time, Mr. Windows XP:
- I don’t want to take a tour of Windows XP.
- I don’t care that there are unused icons on my desktop.
- I don’t want to activate.
- I don’t care that my high-speed USB device is plugged in to an non-high speed USB hub.
- I don’t care that my system may be at risk.
- I sure as hell am not ready to reboot my computer yet after applying patches.
- I don’t care that new programs have been installed and are now available for my clicking pleasure in the start menu.

Leave me alone and let me use my computer in peace!